- When making fun of things for being widly out dated we get to say “it’s 2019, not 1920”.
- You can’t yell “ssssssssssss”
- If Lobster and steak is surf and turf, that makes Chicken noodle soup is chrip and slurp
- Dogs probably think you just go walking all day without them.
- Everyone uses Q-tips to do what the package explicitly tells you not to.
- There is no plausible explanation as to why the alphabet is in that order.
- Nobody ever sneezes or coughs in movies unless it contributes to the plot.
- String chesse is basically milk jerky.
- Is it just me, or do you think is crazy that your fingerprints heal as well when you cut your finger?
- You never realize how strong your jaw is until you bite your tongue
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