This DA Of The Day is gonna be in trouble no matter how you "slice" it...
Florida cops are looking for a cheesy crook who walked into a Papa John's pizza place, slipped on the store's mascot uniform and took off wearing it.
The teen bandit didn't make off with any actual edibles, just the costume, which is described as approximately six feet tall, and looking like a giant slice of pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives.
We're sure the store owner will give the kid a pizza his mind once he's caught.
