
A woman in New Zealand thinks there are no ifs, ands or butts about her get rich quick scheme -- which involves selling a piece of her own butt to the highest bidder.
Tina Beznec is organizing an auction that will allow perfect strangers to choose a design, which she'll have tattooed somewhere on her posterior for posterity. Nearly 200,000 people have taken a look at her website, and while some have merely left cracks, bidders have taken the price up to nearly $10,000.
We hope the winner doesn't pick a design that will make her the butt of friends' jokes.