36-year-old Douglas Nichols of Athens, Tennesseeis CLEARLY addicted to prescription drugs. Because you'd HAVE to be addicted to attempt something THIS stupid.
Douglas's sister is dead. We don't know her age or how she died . . . we just know that she had active prescriptions for Xanax and hydrocodone when she died.
Douglas got his hands on those prescriptions . . . and decided his best move was to DRESS UP AS HIS DEAD SISTER to get them filled. That's stupid AND morbid.
He put on makeup and a wig and went to the pharmacy. The first time he tried, it worked. They gave him the pills.
On Tuesday, he went back a second time . . . and the pharmacy staff figured out that something was wrong, and called the cops.
Douglas is facing several charges, including prescription fraud.