A New Mexico man capped off an evening of impersonating a cop by forcing a teenager to hand over his baseball cap, then peeing in it.
Joseph Hannah allegedly pulled up alongside a group of teenagers who were playing ball and identified himself as a cop while holding a gun. Hannah demanded that one of the boys hand over his hat, and proceeded to soil it. The boy said, "He's got the gun and he tells me to give me your hat, so you know I take it off and give it to him and he just pees on my hat."
Hannah had equipped his Ford Mustang with flashing lights before embarking on his not-so-excellent adventure, which also included pulling over cars driven by women he considered attractive in order to ask for dates.
He faces charges of impersonating an officer and false imprisonment.