You can safely say that Michael Harper is no whiz kid -- after the British man put himself in the hospital with third-degree burns by causing an explosion when he urinated on a transformer during a robbery attempt.
Harper and an accomplice had broken into a power plant to steal copper wiring, which they planned to sell in order to buy heroin. But part way through the process, Harper felt a wee bit of urgency and proceeded to relieve himself onto exposed electrical wires -- resulting in a fireball that caused disfiguring burns to his privates.
It's safe to assume he's not feeling like number one right about now.
