Meet Today's DA Of The Day:
An intoxicated San Diego man got slapped down after putting up his dukes -- on the hood of a police car.
Jesse James Thomas leapt onto the parked cruiser wearing a sombrero and a single boxing glove, then announced that he'd come to town to make a name for himself.To underscore that attention, he shouted his name at the top of his lungs several times before fleeing down the street.
Officers found him a short time later, lying in the street and muttering incoherently about his greatness. Muhammad Ali he ain't.