I bet this DA of the day gets audited
A Florida man tried to dodge his federal tax payment by claiming a big-time change of address -- to "the kingdom of heaven."
Russell Gentile wasn't claiming to be dead, simply saying he actually lived behind the pearly gates, which absolved him from paying taxes to a mere earth government. He sent the IRS a nasty letter saying they had acted beyond their jurisdiction by pursuing him and said he'd "been as polite and patient as [he] could be."
A judge heard the heaven story and essentially told him to go to hell -- setting a court hearing for Valentine's Day.