A wanna-be shoplifter in Pennsylvania did a mighty poor job of trying to go unnoticed -- by walking into a Wal-Mart store stark naked and pulling on a pair of socks he intended to steal.
Verdon Lamont Taylor wasn't greedy: He'd stripped off the bulk of his clothing in the store's parking lot and left it there, choosing to make off with just a single pair of tube socks. Security guards chose not to approach the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Taylor and called cops for back-up.
Taylor, who'd been wandering around the store, went ballistic at the sight of the officers, prompting them to taser him -- before hauling him in on theft and indecent exposure charges.
Here's a video of how big papa tried to steal some tube socks in the buff, and below is a security camera shot of the would be theif entered the store...
