A Minnesota man gave new meaning to the phrase "must see TV" by trying to sneak out of a store with a full-size television stuffed into his pants.
A police officer saw Eric Lee King drop a box of candy on his way out of the establishment and called after him, then noticed he was walking strangely. As he got closer, he saw that the man had a large rectangular bulge in his trousers and stopped him for questioning.
A search revealed that King had managed to get a 19-inch flat screen TV into his pants -- along with all the appropriate cables, a vial of Xanax and a bottle of brake fluid.