As I get older I find myself having to make new friends. I used to have friends but then I lost them all to this thing called “Marriage.”
As a single person, the best way I can describe marriage is that one day your having a drink with your buddy, and then the next thing ya know, your having a drink with your buddy at his two year old’s birthday party. Except this time your wearing a cowboy hat cause it’s a western theme.
That’s how life goes I guess. Getting married and having kids is what people do. And dressing up like a cowboy and drinking at children’s birthday parties is apparently what I do now.
I gotta get some new friends
–Matt Hall