As we get ready to head into 2019…here are just a few things on my mind, and are now on yours!

1. What you eat between Christmas and New Year’s does not matter.  What matters is what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas
2. If fridge doors were mirrors, people would probably eat less.
3. If you lift a bobble head by it’s head it becomes a bobble body.
4. Flying cars seem cool until you think about how bad some people are at driving on the rad already, then you picture them in the air.
5. A store with self check out is just a giant vending machine that you can walk inside of.
6. Dogs are always ready to party.  You can act like something really good just happened and your dog instantly starts celebrating too even if he has no idea why
7. Parents tell you not to talk to strangers, but are surprised when you are anti-social
8. New Year’s Eve next year is going to be filled with people making twenty-twenty vision jokes with those yearly glasses they give out.
9. When translated fully into English, The Los Angeles Angels becomes The The Angels Angels.
10. The reason Family Guy blurs people giving each other the finger is probably because they on have 4 fingers