Every now and then I like to sit and ponder the unanswered questions of the universe…ok, not really the universe, but things I think about.
- Grumpy Cat may have been the most famous Internet celebrity to have had no idea she was famous.
- There are probably a lot of dogs that need glasses.
- Your memories don’t exist until you think about them.
- Surgeons porbably cut themselves less while shaving because they’re used to being precise.
- The higher you go in a building the cleaner the stairs get.
- When we say “take the next left” we are assuming that driveways don’t count
- Your mother deserves to be celebrated on your birthday more than you
- The scariest thing in the world is walking by a spider in your house, and then one day walking by and it isn’t there anymore.
- Crutches are really fun until you actually need them
- It must take a while for giraffes to throw up.
